Shit Ben Black says

A footnote to "Distributed Systems: A Compendium of Problems Enumerated by Benjamin Black."

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Nov 14

“[7:39pm] benblack: wish i could be more help, but i’m busy watching youtube videos for bad club music featuring hot girls
[7:43pm] rbranson: i wish real life was like music videos
[7:44pm] benblack: you need to up your game, bro”

Nov 12

“[11:18am] kreynolds: benblack: I had an SSD question the other day for you but I can’t remember it. You can’t by any chance extract it from my brain can you?
[11:18am] benblack: they will in fact add length and girth.
[11:19am] kreynolds: I knew it!
[11:19am] benblack: hth!”

Nov 10

“[10:23am] benblack: i have no idea what you think you are measuring at this point.
[10:23am] benblack: you are running riak in a way that is neither the way it was intended to run nor the way you intend to run it.”

Nov 5

“[5:22pm] benblack: i leave you to your overthinking.”

Nov 4

“[12:21pm] benblack: swap mostly poop”

“[11:00am] rstrickland: anyone available to help? i need some help with outofmemory errors (java heap issues), and the wiki is not giving me enough info to know how to solve the problem
[11:01am] benblack: you’re out of memory.”

Oct 22

“[9:55pm] benblack: reading is fundamental”

Oct 19

“[11:48am] benblack: apparently it’s a bad idea to run a large database on a handful of puny rackspace cloud instances.
[11:48am] benblack: who knew?”

Oct 18

“[6:18pm] benblack: totally resharded”

Oct 11

“[10:59am] benblack: infinite_entropy: that’s not an error, not finding php is an indication things are as they should be.”

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